Me: I bet when my OC was killing her mom, her mom thought “I didnt raise my child to be such a fucking yandere trash.” #MyOC’sMom’sAWeaboo2016
Friend: XD
Me: The real reason my OC killed her mom: she borrowed my OC’s manga and never returned it
Friend: XDDD That’s so great
Me: omg now it makes sense why she liked your OC now. ’cause yellow fever.
Friend: XD are you making this fucking canon?
Me: yes. henceforth, both the canon depicted in the original RP and this version of the canon are equally valid and it’s up to the reader to decide which they like more
Me: I HAVE SPOKEN

Me: IM GONNA EXPLODE IF I DONT DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TODAY LIKE EAT AN ASS
Friend: XD
Friend: Something productive to do: Post in the RP
Me: Yaaaaa o.o
Friend: New life goal: Post in the RP
Me: Weight loss tip: post in the RP
Friend: How to improve your sex life: Post in the RP
Me: XD 5 Ways to Change Your Life for the Better!: Post in the RP
Friend: How to beat Dark Souls: Post in the RP
Me: The Kardashian Secret You Never Knew! SHOCKING!: Post in the RP