Friend: sex is simple as fuck.
Me: bop it
Me: twist it
Me: pull it
Me: begin the sacrifice
Friend: XDDDDD
Me: tally the quarterly annual revenue
Me: pray to jesus
Me: murder your family
Me: reach orgasm

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