Friend: So your nervousness to perform fellatio made me curious enough to look up what penis tastes like.
Friend: Apparently it doesn’t taste like anything in particular so long as the guy smells good.
Me: oh, I’ve heard it tastes salty o-o
Friend: Hm.
Me: and I guess if you’re a sadistic cannibal, it tastes meaty too

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